Catchy Comedy Schedule

For Washington, DC, DC

6:00a ET

Full House

Claire And Present Danger

Danny asks the mother of Stephanie's friend Gia out on a date--causing Michelle to rebel. Joey is surprised when the French woman he asked out on a date arrives with her husband. Jesse is nervous about his first appearance with his new band. 

6:30a ET

Full House

Stephanie's Wild Ride

Stephanie and Gia go for a ride with some older boys whom they meet in a shopping mall--and who endanger their lives. Michelle's new computer game transforms everyone into video game addicts. 

7:00a ET

Full House

Under The Influence

Kimmy gets drunk on several occasions, disgusting D.J. The twins and Michelle feud. 

7:30a ET

Full House

Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Michelle and Jesse are almost arrested on Christmas Eve when a Scrooge-like merchant (MICKEY ROONEY) refuses to exchange a gift that Michelle bought for her dad. 

8:00a ET

The Brady Bunch

Top Secret

When an FBI agent visits, Bobby and Oliver become convinced that Mike is involved in espionage. 

8:30a ET

The Brady Bunch

The Snooperstar

To teach her sister a lesson about snooping, Marcia plants a fake story in her diary about a talent scout wanting to make Cindy the next Shirley Temple. 

9:00a ET

Family Affair

Arthur, the Invisible Bear

Jody uses his imaginary friend as an excuse to misbehave. 

9:30a ET

The Donna Reed Show

The New Office

Alex decides to move his medical office from the house to newly leased office space. 

10:00a ET

The Carol Burnett Show

Season 5, Episode 20

Carol's guests tonight are Burt Reynolds and Nanette Fabray, who join the gang for a series of Carol's patented commercial parodies, and the late night adventure movie "The Lavender Pimpernel." Originally aired 2/23/1972. 

On Now: 11:00a ET
The Lucy Show

Lucy and the French Movie Star

When a handsome French film star expresses interest in Mooney's bank, Lucy is sent to the actor's apartment to dictate a letter. While visiting, the redhead gets too much of a kick from champagne and makes a fool of herself. Luckily, the French heartthrob gets a kick out of it all. 

11:30a ET

The Lucy Show

Lucy the Starmaker

Mr. Cheever's wisecracking nephew, Tommy (Frankie Avalon), comes to work at the bank, to discourage him from the position he really wants – a job in show business. Despite the fact that he's to get no special treatment, Mooney repeatedly sucks up to him. Lucy soon befriends the young Cheever, who impresses her with a song and dance. So Lucy sets out to break Tommy into show biz 

12:00p ET

I Love Lucy

The Quiz Show

Ricky tricks Lucy into believing he's a quiz genius. But the joke's on him when Lucy signs them up for a live quiz show. 

12:30p ET

I Love Lucy

The Audition

When Ricky gets a television audition, Lucy sees her chance for the spotlight. 

1:00p ET

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

The Slaughter Affair

Murray's wife suspects Mary is the other woman. 

1:30p ET

Rhoda

Earl's Helping Hand

Earl, Benny's brother, offers Jack the $5,000 he needs to keep his store from going into debt. But this is only a plot to spend more time with Rhoda. 

2:00p ET

Laverne & Shirley

We're in the Army, Now (Part 2)

Laverne & Shirley regret joining the Army.  

2:30p ET

Happy Days

Open House

Richie and Potsie plan to host a poker night at the Cunningham house as Howard and Marion will be out of town. However, their plans change when three young women stop by after their car breaks down, and Potsie invites them to stay the night. 

3:00p ET

Mama's Family

Bed and Breakdown

When the Tri-State fair comes to Raytown, Mama takes in weekend boarders in order buy a new stove. All "bed"lam breaks loose when they overbook and the family winds up sleeping together in the same room. 

3:30p ET

Mama's Family

Naomi's Identity Crisis

When Naomi loses her memory, Mama takes advantage of her condition to turn her into the perfect housewife, much to the dismay of the rest of the family. 

4:00p ET

The Love Boat

Heads or Tails / Mona of the Movies / Little People

Two passengers place a bet on who can win Julie's affections first. A son who loves his parents is shocked when he discovers his fiance doesn't. A stumbling passenger tries to work up the nerve to ask out a famous movie star, but his shyness keeps creating more problems. 

5:00p ET

The Odd Couple

One for the Bunny

Felix's first big assignment is to photograph a centerfold. 

5:30p ET

The Odd Couple

The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly In Vain

Oscar's secretary is upset over the loss of her errant beau. 

6:00p ET

Good Times

My Son, The Father

A father son dinner is being planned at Michael's school and J.J. is all excited about taking Michael to the dinner but when Michael breaks the news that he invited Carl to take him, J.J. storms out. Feeling as if the family no longer needs him, J.J. begins considering moving out on his own.  

6:30p ET

Good Times

J.J. In Business

J.J., with the help of Carl, opens a greeting card business and has the entire family help with creating thoughtful greeting card sayings. However, when an accountant comes into look over the books, J.J. is in for a rude awakening, for he only has $68 in the bank. He finds this out just as he gets a huge order, which will cost him $2000. J.J. soon discovers that getting a loan isn't going to be an easy task.  

7:00p ET

Sanford and Son

Grady and his Lady

Grady is bursting with news and breaks it to Fred and Lamont that he's engaged to a woman he met at J.C. Penny. However, Fred and Lamont are shocked to discover the "raging beauty" Grady raved about is not exactly a beauty queen. Fred soon finds Grady spending all his time with her and sets a plan into motion to break them up. 

7:30p ET

Sanford and Son

There'll be some Changes Made

Fred's friends Julio and Ah Chew are getting on Fred's nerves and Lamont takes on the challenge of trying to change Fred's bigotry towards minorities. When Lamont fails, he decides to move out and in with Julio, something that unnerves Fred who doesn't seem to get use to the arrangement. 

8:00p ET

All in the Family

Archie in the Cellar

Irene installs the new lock on the cellar door just as Mike and Gloria go away for the weekend and Edith leaves for a baby shower leaving Archie home alone. Not having paid attention to Irene's instructions, Archie locks himself in the basement. After finding a bottle of Polish vodka, Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor. 

8:30p ET

All in the Family

Black Is the Color of My True Love's Wig

Wanting to try something new, Gloria buys a brunette wig and it immediately arouses Mike, who desperately tries to get Gloria to wear it while they make love. However, Gloria is insulted which leads to a big fight that lands Mike to sleeping on the couch. Meanwhile, Archie is out of town on a Veteran's retreat, but when he arrives home he finds himself in the middle of the argument centering on the wig. 

9:00p ET

Night Court

Dan, The Walking Time Bomb

Dan (JOHN LARROQUETTE) is terrorized by a man who holds a grudge against him for ruining his life; meanwhile, Bull (RICHARD MOLL) has girlfriend trouble. 

9:30p ET

Night Court

Hit The Road, Jack

Christine (MARKIE POST) is distraught with her father's (EUGENE ROCHE) prolonged visit, his meddling, and with his growing friendship with Dan (JOHN LARROQUETTE). 

10:00p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Curious Thing About Women

Laura is shocked when Rob uses their breakfast banter as basis for an "Alan Brady" sketch. 

10:30p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Where Did I Come From?

Richie's simple question unfolds the hilarious tale of the day he was born. 

11:00p ET

Cheers

Strange Bedfellows (Part 3)

Diane tries to make Sam's life miserable for pushing her out the door. The episode ends with a proposal -- but to whom? 

11:30p ET

Cheers

The Proposal

The gang is left in suspense when Sam proposes marriage. 

12:00a ET

Taxi

Of Mice and Tony

Tony becomes the manager of a promising young heavyweight boxer at his gym, but after the boxer wins a major fight, the "syndicate" (which turns out to be some doctors looking for an investment, rather than the mob) makes Tony an offer he can't refuse and takes over the boxer's management. 

12:30a ET

The Bob Newhart Show

Guaranteed Not to Shrink

Carol decides to become a psychologist, just like Bob. 

1:00a ET

Newhart

Handymania

George is the toast of the town when he events a hot new board game, "Handymania". 

1:30a ET

The Lost Honeymooners

Behind the Iron Curtain (Part 2)

While in Germany, Ralph and Ed are taken prisoners for being suspected spies. 

2:00a ET

The Phil Silvers Show

Bilko's Tax Trouble

Through an error Bilko is called before the tax people to explain his earnings 

2:30a ET

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

The Splinter off the Old Block

Uncle Tim arrives in town and wants Herbert and Winnie to look after his son Duncan while he's away on business. 

3:00a ET

Rowan & Martin's Laugh In

Season 3, Episode 16

Today’s sketches include the tasteful lady, the Farkle family, the return of General Bullwright, the tricycle rider, the nun runner, the stammer girl, and the mod world of Indians. Today features James Garner and Englebert Humperdinck. 

4:00a ET

The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show

Liberace, Liza Minnelli, and more

Today's episode features Liberace, Liza Minnelli, Rudi Schweitzer, Rod Mckuen, Bill Dana, Jeannie C. Riley, and Pearl Bailey. 

4:30a ET

The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show

Henny Youngman, The Everly Brothers, and more

Today's episode features the Everly Brothers, Steppenwolf, Eric Brenn, Phil Crosby, Sergio Franchi, and Henny Youngman. 

5:00a ET

Our Miss Brooks

Connie and Bonnie

When Miss Brooks is fired, she pretends to be her twin sister to get rehired. 

5:30a ET

Our Miss Brooks

Music Box Revue (aka Christmas Show)

Connie buys mysterious music boxes that are said to play only for people who properly in the Christmas spirit. Others can her the music but Miss Brooks can not. Also, Mrs. Nestor's school produces A Christmas Carol.