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Claire And Present Danger
Danny asks the mother of Stephanie's friend Gia out on a date--causing Michelle to rebel. Joey is surprised when the French woman he asked out on a date arrives with her husband. Jesse is nervous about his first appearance with his new band.
Stephanie's Wild Ride
Stephanie and Gia go for a ride with some older boys whom they meet in a shopping mall--and who endanger their lives. Michelle's new computer game transforms everyone into video game addicts.
Under The Influence
Kimmy gets drunk on several occasions, disgusting D.J. The twins and Michelle feud.
Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Michelle and Jesse are almost arrested on Christmas Eve when a Scrooge-like merchant (MICKEY ROONEY) refuses to exchange a gift that Michelle bought for her dad.
When an FBI agent visits, Bobby and Oliver become convinced that Mike is involved in espionage.
To teach her sister a lesson about snooping, Marcia plants a fake story in her diary about a talent scout wanting to make Cindy the next Shirley Temple.
Arthur, the Invisible Bear
Jody uses his imaginary friend as an excuse to misbehave.
The New Office
Alex decides to move his medical office from the house to newly leased office space.
Season 5, Episode 20
Carol's guests tonight are Burt Reynolds and Nanette Fabray, who join the gang for a series of Carol's patented commercial parodies, and the late night adventure movie "The Lavender Pimpernel." Originally aired 2/23/1972.
On Now: 11:00a ET
The Lucy Show
Lucy and the French Movie Star
When a handsome French film star expresses interest in Mooney's bank, Lucy is sent to the actor's apartment to dictate a letter. While visiting, the redhead gets too much of a kick from champagne and makes a fool of herself. Luckily, the French heartthrob gets a kick out of it all.
Lucy the Starmaker
Mr. Cheever's wisecracking nephew, Tommy (Frankie Avalon), comes to work at the bank, to discourage him from the position he really wants – a job in show business. Despite the fact that he's to get no special treatment, Mooney repeatedly sucks up to him. Lucy soon befriends the young Cheever, who impresses her with a song and dance. So Lucy sets out to break Tommy into show biz
The Quiz Show
Ricky tricks Lucy into believing he's a quiz genius. But the joke's on him when Lucy signs them up for a live quiz show.
When Ricky gets a television audition, Lucy sees her chance for the spotlight.
The Slaughter Affair
Murray's wife suspects Mary is the other woman.
Earl's Helping Hand
Earl, Benny's brother, offers Jack the $5,000 he needs to keep his store from going into debt. But this is only a plot to spend more time with Rhoda.
We're in the Army, Now (Part 2)
Laverne & Shirley regret joining the Army.
Richie and Potsie plan to host a poker night at the Cunningham house as Howard and Marion will be out of town. However, their plans change when three young women stop by after their car breaks down, and Potsie invites them to stay the night.
Bed and Breakdown
When the Tri-State fair comes to Raytown, Mama takes in weekend boarders in order buy a new stove. All "bed"lam breaks loose when they overbook and the family winds up sleeping together in the same room.
Naomi's Identity Crisis
When Naomi loses her memory, Mama takes advantage of her condition to turn her into the perfect housewife, much to the dismay of the rest of the family.
Heads or Tails / Mona of the Movies / Little People
Two passengers place a bet on who can win Julie's affections first. A son who loves his parents is shocked when he discovers his fiance doesn't. A stumbling passenger tries to work up the nerve to ask out a famous movie star, but his shyness keeps creating more problems.
One for the Bunny
Felix's first big assignment is to photograph a centerfold.
The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly In Vain
Oscar's secretary is upset over the loss of her errant beau.
My Son, The Father
A father son dinner is being planned at Michael's school and J.J. is all excited about taking Michael to the dinner but when Michael breaks the news that he invited Carl to take him, J.J. storms out. Feeling as if the family no longer needs him, J.J. begins considering moving out on his own.
J.J. In Business
J.J., with the help of Carl, opens a greeting card business and has the entire family help with creating thoughtful greeting card sayings. However, when an accountant comes into look over the books, J.J. is in for a rude awakening, for he only has $68 in the bank. He finds this out just as he gets a huge order, which will cost him $2000. J.J. soon discovers that getting a loan isn't going to be an easy task.
Grady and his Lady
Grady is bursting with news and breaks it to Fred and Lamont that he's engaged to a woman he met at J.C. Penny. However, Fred and Lamont are shocked to discover the "raging beauty" Grady raved about is not exactly a beauty queen. Fred soon finds Grady spending all his time with her and sets a plan into motion to break them up.
There'll be some Changes Made
Fred's friends Julio and Ah Chew are getting on Fred's nerves and Lamont takes on the challenge of trying to change Fred's bigotry towards minorities. When Lamont fails, he decides to move out and in with Julio, something that unnerves Fred who doesn't seem to get use to the arrangement.
Archie in the Cellar
Irene installs the new lock on the cellar door just as Mike and Gloria go away for the weekend and Edith leaves for a baby shower leaving Archie home alone. Not having paid attention to Irene's instructions, Archie locks himself in the basement. After finding a bottle of Polish vodka, Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor.
Black Is the Color of My True Love's Wig
Wanting to try something new, Gloria buys a brunette wig and it immediately arouses Mike, who desperately tries to get Gloria to wear it while they make love. However, Gloria is insulted which leads to a big fight that lands Mike to sleeping on the couch. Meanwhile, Archie is out of town on a Veteran's retreat, but when he arrives home he finds himself in the middle of the argument centering on the wig.
Dan, The Walking Time Bomb
Dan (JOHN LARROQUETTE) is terrorized by a man who holds a grudge against him for ruining his life; meanwhile, Bull (RICHARD MOLL) has girlfriend trouble.
Hit The Road, Jack
Christine (MARKIE POST) is distraught with her father's (EUGENE ROCHE) prolonged visit, his meddling, and with his growing friendship with Dan (JOHN LARROQUETTE).
The Curious Thing About Women
Laura is shocked when Rob uses their breakfast banter as basis for an "Alan Brady" sketch.
Where Did I Come From?
Richie's simple question unfolds the hilarious tale of the day he was born.
Strange Bedfellows (Part 3)
Diane tries to make Sam's life miserable for pushing her out the door. The episode ends with a proposal -- but to whom?
Of Mice and Tony
Tony becomes the manager of a promising young heavyweight boxer at his gym, but after the boxer wins a major fight, the "syndicate" (which turns out to be some doctors looking for an investment, rather than the mob) makes Tony an offer he can't refuse and takes over the boxer's management.
Guaranteed Not to Shrink
Carol decides to become a psychologist, just like Bob.
George is the toast of the town when he events a hot new board game, "Handymania".
Behind the Iron Curtain (Part 2)
While in Germany, Ralph and Ed are taken prisoners for being suspected spies.
Bilko's Tax Trouble
Through an error Bilko is called before the tax people to explain his earnings
The Splinter off the Old Block
Uncle Tim arrives in town and wants Herbert and Winnie to look after his son Duncan while he's away on business.
Season 3, Episode 16
Today’s sketches include the tasteful lady, the Farkle family, the return of General Bullwright, the tricycle rider, the nun runner, the stammer girl, and the mod world of Indians. Today features James Garner and Englebert Humperdinck.
Liberace, Liza Minnelli, and more
Today's episode features Liberace, Liza Minnelli, Rudi Schweitzer, Rod Mckuen, Bill Dana, Jeannie C. Riley, and Pearl Bailey.
Henny Youngman, The Everly Brothers, and more
Today's episode features the Everly Brothers, Steppenwolf, Eric Brenn, Phil Crosby, Sergio Franchi, and Henny Youngman.
Connie and Bonnie
When Miss Brooks is fired, she pretends to be her twin sister to get rehired.
Music Box Revue (aka Christmas Show)
Connie buys mysterious music boxes that are said to play only for people who properly in the Christmas spirit. Others can her the music but Miss Brooks can not. Also, Mrs. Nestor's school produces A Christmas Carol.