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Both Nelson and Viper compete to be D.J.'s boyfriend. Nelson hires FRANKIE VALLI (himself) to serenade her. Michelle leads the family on a crusade to clean up a vandalized playground.
Danny feels humiliated and quits when Rebecca is promoted to producer of the show.
Super Bowl Funday
When Joey has to take Michelle's science club on a field trip on Super Bowl Sunday, he brings them to a sports bar. D.J's college-scholarship interview at home gets an unexpected interruption.
My Left And Right Foot
Michelle has nightmares about her feet after her sisters tease her about how big they are growing. Rebecca upsets Jesse when she sings off key to the twins.
When the Bradys acquire a pool table, Bobby drops all activities in order to become a pool champion.
The Hair-Brained Scheme
Bobby's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when he sells Greg hair-raising hair tonic.
When Jody is bullied at school by a girl, Uncle Bill tries to step in.
The Golden Trap
Donna and Alex go away, leaving the house in Mary's care.
Season 5, Episode 21
Tonights guests are Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme! Tim proves that he and Harvey are one of the great comedy duos in a sketch where two mismatched policemen go undercover as a couple on a date. Originally aired 3/01/1972.
Lucy Gets Her Diploma
Lucy is in trouble when a new bank policy requires all of its employees be high school graduates, and she reveals she was unable to complete her final year. So now it's back to school for Lucy, who ends up helping another man earn his diploma as well.
Lucy Gets Jack Benny's Account
Needing new accounts for the bank, Lucy visits Jack Benny to try and get him to keep his money at her bank. He agrees to do it if she can prove that her bank can build a vault safer than his. Lucy then has the bank build a burglar proof vault, and gives Mr. Benny a personal tour of it.
Lucy's superstitions get the better of her when she turns down an important business decision for Ricky.
Men are Messy
Fed up with Ricky's messy habits, Lucy splits the apartment and only cleans her side.
Lou agrees to babysit Phyllis' daughter when Mary is called away.
Brenda Runs Away
Brenda runs away having felt as if everyone was trying to run her life for her.
Take Two, They're Small
Lenny and Squiggy fix Laverne and Shirley up with computer dates, who turn out to be midgets.
Fonzie's Getting Married
Fonzie announces that he's getting married and brings his bride-to-be to the Cunningham house for dinner. There, Howard recognizes her as stripper he saw at a hardware convention in Chicago.
Pomp and Circumstance
A disappointed Bubba refuses to go to his graduation when he learns his parents will not be there. Mama, the valedictorian and speaker for the commencement, won't go without him, and they both nearly miss the ceremony.
Mama and Iola vie for the presidency of the Church Ladies League in a bitterly contested race.
Alas, Poor Dwyer / After the War / Itsy Bitsy / Ticket to Ride / Disco Baby (Part 1)
Julie's high-school class holds its ten-year reunion on board the Pacific Princess.
To Bowl or Not to Bowl
Felix drops a bombshell when he refuses to participate in the championship bowling match.
Love Has A Spot On Its Lung (Part 1)
Florida and Carl's relationship has gotten quite serious and Carl breaks the news to J.J., Thelma and Michael that he's planning on proposing marriage to Florida. However, after a visit to his doctor, Carl decides to break off the relationship, since he's been diagnosed with lung cancer.
Love Has A Spot On Its Lung (Part 2)
After Carl calls off his relationship with Florida, a furious J.J. confronts Carl, who makes up an excuse that a war injury in the groin is the reason why he's breaking up with Florida. Later, a drunken J.J. stays out all night with a drunken Carl, worrying Florida to death. Later, Carl reveals the truth to Florida and he proposes marriage and she readily accepts. Meanwhile, Bookman tries his best to get the Evans apartment re-painted, with the not-so helpful assistance of two lazy painters.
Going Out of Business
The tax season has come and after an accountant goes through the books he finds that Fred and Lamont will end up owing the government. The accountant explains the situation and Lamont decides to go out and gets a job at a clothing store, so more money is coming into the household. Fred fears this may be the end of Sanford & Son Salvage.
Home Sweet Home
Lamont breaks the news to Fred that he plans to join the crew of a tramp steamer and sail around the world. A shocked Fred gets another shock, Lamont plans on putting him in a retirement home.
For her 25th wedding anniversary, Edith is planning a romantic second honeymoon getaway to Atlantic City, the same place they went on their first honeymoon. However, trying to keep it a secret and trying to get Archie to come along may be a challenge, since he is all excited about an upcoming basketball game.
The Taxi Caper
Archie's moonlighting, driving cabs for Bert Munson, puts him in harms way when a young man pulls a gun on him and demands his wallet. Down at the police station, Archie is eager to identify the suspect, that is until an influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie by bribing him from pressing charges against the perpetrator.
I'm Okay, You're Catatonic/Schizophrenic
Mel Torme (HIMSELF) pays Harry (HARRY ANDERSON) a surprise visit but is surprised himself when he's taken prisoner by Dan (JOHN LARROQUETTE). Harry, meanwhile, is briefly jailed when he comes to the aid of his stepfather Buddy (JOHN ASTIN).
Chaos breaks loose when Christine (MARKIE POST) has a party and invites a charming stranger to attend.
Who Owes Who What?
Rob tries to find a way to secretly remind Buddy of an unpaid debt.
Punch Thy Neighbor
Jerry constant teasing about "The Alan Brady Show" causes a rift with Rob.
Louie Goes Too Far
When Louie spies on Elaine changing in the garage bathroom, she enlists a NOW representative's help and gets Louie fired. Louie appeals to Elaine at her apartment one evening though and begs her forgiveness (and her help getting his job back). After Louie exhibits actual remorse and demonstrates through a touching story that he knows how it feels to be violated, Elaine accepts his apology (and presumably gets him rehired at the garage).
Birth of a Salesman
Bob helps a shy man a little too much and gets a lawsuit in return.
Dick and Tim
Dick finagles his way into a poker game to meet Tim Conway. Stephanie tries to cheer up Miss Goddard on her birthday.
When in Rome (Part 1)
Ralph is jealous of Alice's tourist guide in Italy, not knowing the guide is a little boy.
After Bilko loses 100 dollars of the platoons welfare fund on a horse, he tries to get the money back, by starting a mink farm, but the mink's refuse to breed.
What Makes the Varsity Drag?
To win the attentions of beautiful Lottie Lee, Dobie joins the school football team and immediately finds himself the target of Lottie's jealous brute of a boyfriend.
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Rowan & Martin's Laugh In
Season 3, Episode 17
Today’s sketches include the arrest of the Farkle family, a call to Gore Vidal, the cocktail party, the fickle finger of fate, and the mod world of American tourists. Today features Frank Sinatra and Jonathan Winters.
Sid Caesar, Pat Boone, and more
Today's episode features Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Pat Boone, the Gimma Brothers, the McGuire Sisters, Pat Boone, Sid Caesar, Joyce Jameson, and the Animals.
Roy Clark, Melba Moore, Richard Pryor, and more
Today's episode features Roy Clark, Melba Moore, Richard Pryor, Connie Francis, Tel Smit, and Gladys Knight and the Pips.