Catchy Comedy Schedule

For Washington, DC, DC

6:00a ET

Full House

D.J.'s Choice

Both Nelson and Viper compete to be D.J.'s boyfriend. Nelson hires FRANKIE VALLI (himself) to serenade her. Michelle leads the family on a crusade to clean up a vandalized playground. 

6:30a ET

Full House

The Producer

Danny feels humiliated and quits when Rebecca is promoted to producer of the show. 

7:00a ET

Full House

Super Bowl Funday

When Joey has to take Michelle's science club on a field trip on Super Bowl Sunday, he brings them to a sports bar. D.J's college-scholarship interview at home gets an unexpected interruption. 

7:30a ET

Full House

My Left And Right Foot

Michelle has nightmares about her feet after her sisters tease her about how big they are growing. Rebecca upsets Jesse when she sings off key to the twins. 

8:00a ET

The Brady Bunch

The Hustler

When the Bradys acquire a pool table, Bobby drops all activities in order to become a pool champion. 

8:30a ET

The Brady Bunch

The Hair-Brained Scheme

Bobby's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when he sells Greg hair-raising hair tonic. 

9:00a ET

Family Affair

Other Cheek

When Jody is bullied at school by a girl, Uncle Bill tries to step in. 

9:30a ET

The Donna Reed Show

The Golden Trap

Donna and Alex go away, leaving the house in Mary's care. 

10:00a ET

The Carol Burnett Show

Season 5, Episode 21

Tonights guests are Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme! Tim proves that he and Harvey are one of the great comedy duos in a sketch where two mismatched policemen go undercover as a couple on a date. Originally aired 3/01/1972. 

11:00a ET

The Lucy Show

Lucy Gets Her Diploma

Lucy is in trouble when a new bank policy requires all of its employees be high school graduates, and she reveals she was unable to complete her final year. So now it's back to school for Lucy, who ends up helping another man earn his diploma as well. 

11:30a ET

The Lucy Show

Lucy Gets Jack Benny's Account

Needing new accounts for the bank, Lucy visits Jack Benny to try and get him to keep his money at her bank. He agrees to do it if she can prove that her bank can build a vault safer than his. Lucy then has the bank build a burglar proof vault, and gives Mr. Benny a personal tour of it. 

12:00p ET

I Love Lucy

The Séance

Lucy's superstitions get the better of her when she turns down an important business decision for Ricky. 

12:30p ET

I Love Lucy

Men are Messy

Fed up with Ricky's messy habits, Lucy splits the apartment and only cleans her side. 

1:00p ET

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Baby-Sit-Com

Lou agrees to babysit Phyllis' daughter when Mary is called away. 

1:30p ET

Rhoda

Brenda Runs Away

Brenda runs away having felt as if everyone was trying to run her life for her. 

2:00p ET

Laverne & Shirley

Take Two, They're Small

Lenny and Squiggy fix Laverne and Shirley up with computer dates, who turn out to be midgets. 

2:30p ET

Happy Days

Fonzie's Getting Married

Fonzie announces that he's getting married and brings his bride-to-be to the Cunningham house for dinner. There, Howard recognizes her as stripper he saw at a hardware convention in Chicago. 

3:00p ET

Mama's Family

Pomp and Circumstance

A disappointed Bubba refuses to go to his graduation when he learns his parents will not be there. Mama, the valedictorian and speaker for the commencement, won't go without him, and they both nearly miss the ceremony. 

3:30p ET

Mama's Family

Ladies Choice

Mama and Iola vie for the presidency of the Church Ladies League in a bitterly contested race. 

4:00p ET

The Love Boat

Alas, Poor Dwyer / After the War / Itsy Bitsy / Ticket to Ride / Disco Baby (Part 1)

Julie's high-school class holds its ten-year reunion on board the Pacific Princess. 

5:00p ET

The Odd Couple

To Bowl or Not to Bowl

Felix drops a bombshell when he refuses to participate in the championship bowling match. 

5:30p ET

The Odd Couple

The Frog

Oscar loses Leonard's entry in a frog-jumping event. 

6:00p ET

Good Times

Love Has A Spot On Its Lung (Part 1)

Florida and Carl's relationship has gotten quite serious and Carl breaks the news to J.J., Thelma and Michael that he's planning on proposing marriage to Florida. However, after a visit to his doctor, Carl decides to break off the relationship, since he's been diagnosed with lung cancer.  

6:30p ET

Good Times

Love Has A Spot On Its Lung (Part 2)

After Carl calls off his relationship with Florida, a furious J.J. confronts Carl, who makes up an excuse that a war injury in the groin is the reason why he's breaking up with Florida. Later, a drunken J.J. stays out all night with a drunken Carl, worrying Florida to death. Later, Carl reveals the truth to Florida and he proposes marriage and she readily accepts. Meanwhile, Bookman tries his best to get the Evans apartment re-painted, with the not-so helpful assistance of two lazy painters. 

7:00p ET

Sanford and Son

Going Out of Business

The tax season has come and after an accountant goes through the books he finds that Fred and Lamont will end up owing the government. The accountant explains the situation and Lamont decides to go out and gets a job at a clothing store, so more money is coming into the household. Fred fears this may be the end of Sanford & Son Salvage. 

7:30p ET

Sanford and Son

Home Sweet Home

Lamont breaks the news to Fred that he plans to join the crew of a tramp steamer and sail around the world. A shocked Fred gets another shock, Lamont plans on putting him in a retirement home. 

8:00p ET

All in the Family

Second Honeymoon

For her 25th wedding anniversary, Edith is planning a romantic second honeymoon getaway to Atlantic City, the same place they went on their first honeymoon. However, trying to keep it a secret and trying to get Archie to come along may be a challenge, since he is all excited about an upcoming basketball game. 

8:30p ET

All in the Family

The Taxi Caper

Archie's moonlighting, driving cabs for Bert Munson, puts him in harms way when a young man pulls a gun on him and demands his wallet. Down at the police station, Archie is eager to identify the suspect, that is until an influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie by bribing him from pressing charges against the perpetrator. 

9:00p ET

Night Court

I'm Okay, You're Catatonic/Schizophrenic

Mel Torme (HIMSELF) pays Harry (HARRY ANDERSON) a surprise visit but is surprised himself when he's taken prisoner by Dan (JOHN LARROQUETTE). Harry, meanwhile, is briefly jailed when he comes to the aid of his stepfather Buddy (JOHN ASTIN). 

9:30p ET

Night Court

Chrizzi's Honor

Chaos breaks loose when Christine (MARKIE POST) has a party and invites a charming stranger to attend. 

10:00p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Who Owes Who What?

Rob tries to find a way to secretly remind Buddy of an unpaid debt. 

10:30p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Punch Thy Neighbor

Jerry constant teasing about "The Alan Brady Show" causes a rift with Rob. 

11:00p ET

Cheers

The Cape Cad

Diane wants Sam back, but he's happy playing the field. 

11:30p ET

Cheers

Money Dearest

Cliff sets up his mom with an extremely wealthy man. 

12:00a ET

Taxi

Louie Goes Too Far

When Louie spies on Elaine changing in the garage bathroom, she enlists a NOW representative's help and gets Louie fired. Louie appeals to Elaine at her apartment one evening though and begs her forgiveness (and her help getting his job back). After Louie exhibits actual remorse and demonstrates through a touching story that he knows how it feels to be violated, Elaine accepts his apology (and presumably gets him rehired at the garage). 

12:30a ET

The Bob Newhart Show

Birth of a Salesman

Bob helps a shy man a little too much and gets a lawsuit in return. 

1:00a ET

Newhart

Dick and Tim

Dick finagles his way into a poker game to meet Tim Conway. Stephanie tries to cheer up Miss Goddard on her birthday. 

1:30a ET

The Lost Honeymooners

When in Rome (Part 1)

Ralph is jealous of Alice's tourist guide in Italy, not knowing the guide is a little boy. 

2:00a ET

The Phil Silvers Show

Mink Incorporated

After Bilko loses 100 dollars of the platoons welfare fund on a horse, he tries to get the money back, by starting a mink farm, but the mink's refuse to breed. 

2:30a ET

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

What Makes the Varsity Drag?

To win the attentions of beautiful Lottie Lee, Dobie joins the school football team and immediately finds himself the target of Lottie's jealous brute of a boyfriend. 

On Now: 3:00a ET
Rowan & Martin's Laugh In

Season 3, Episode 17

Today’s sketches include the arrest of the Farkle family, a call to Gore Vidal, the cocktail party, the fickle finger of fate, and the mod world of American tourists. Today features Frank Sinatra and Jonathan Winters. 

4:00a ET

The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show

Sid Caesar, Pat Boone, and more

Today's episode features Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Pat Boone, the Gimma Brothers, the McGuire Sisters, Pat Boone, Sid Caesar, Joyce Jameson, and the Animals. 

4:30a ET

The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show

Roy Clark, Melba Moore, Richard Pryor, and more

Today's episode features Roy Clark, Melba Moore, Richard Pryor, Connie Francis, Tel Smit, and Gladys Knight and the Pips. 

5:00a ET

Our Miss Brooks

The New Gym Instructor

The new gym teacher has a crush on Miss Brooks. 

5:30a ET

Our Miss Brooks

The Skeleton in the Closet

A blackmailing chain of events occur until everyone knows a secret about someone else.