Can you finish Mama's lines from Mama's Family?

Most of the time, there's no telling what words might come out of Thelma Haprer's mouth on Mama's Family. It can be an honest message to stay clear of her, a classic Mama remark, a quick-witted insult or even a boozed-up rant. 

How well do you recall what Mama said throughout the years? Enough to complete these lines of Mama, from Mama's Family

Good luck! 

  1. Finish this line from Mama: "Piddly, these things got more spots than a windshield ________"
  2. This image is from the same episode as the question above. Finish this line from Mama: "These jars ain't clean! You couldn't get a _____ to set up housekeeping in here!"
  3. Finish this line from Mama: "Quit complaining Vinton, fish is ______"
  4. Looking at a bunch of toys in her front yard, Mama says, "Well good night. My front lawn looks like an explosion _______"
  5. When George the handyman is working on Mama's fridge, he says he has an estimate price ready. Mama says to herself.... "Lord you know when they're cheerful like that they're going to ______"
  6. Finish this line from Mama: "You left something with mayonnaise in the car since yesterday? Lord why don't you just feed them some ______ with a cherry on top?"
  7. Finish this line from Mama: "Nothing slipped my mind, underneath these grey curls there lurks _____"
  8. Finish this line from Mama: "Okay I'm losing it... They don't have to put me away they could just lock me in the ______ like any decent family would do!"
  9. Finish this line from Mama: "The last thing I want to hear about is a lab report on a _____"
  10. Finish this line from Mama: "Well I always act this way when _______"
Can you finish Mama's lines from Mama's Family?

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