The Carol Burnett Show rewrote a hilarious nudist joke after CBS censored their original punchline

Everybody loves a good self-made success story, but the fact of the matter is, that very few of us will be lucky enough to reach a level of status so high that we are able to be our own boss. Even someone as powerful as Carol Burnett was still at the mercy of CBS censors during her time on The Carol Burnett Show.

Burnett explained in her memoir, In Such Good Company, that the show was lucky enough to have a fairly lax censor that usually allowed them the freedom to make any sort of jokes they pleased...most of the time.

One of the few and far-between exceptions to this, Burnett revealed, was during a sketch centered around a nudist colony. You might think that the obvious issue with a sketch about nudists is the, well, nudity, but it wasn't so. Rather, it was a joke about the nudity that made CBS clutch their pearls. In the sketch, Harvey Korman interviewed Burnett, the nudist. 

The joke was simple. Burnett wrote, "Harvey asks, 'What do you nudists do for recreation?' My reply was 'We have a dance every Saturday night.'

'How do nudists dance?' he asks. My answer was 'Very carefully.'

It's a hilarious joke, to be sure, and funnily enough, The Carol Burnett Show's immediate censor didn't actually take issue with it. Burnett revealed that it was someone much higher in the department that demanded they make a change. 

The joke was amended to the question "How do nudists dance?" with the answer "Cheek to cheek."

Luckily, the writers on The Carol Burnett Show were talented enough that they had an endless supply of jokes to utilize in their sketches, each one funnier than the last. Burnett again acknowledged, "Actually, the network pretty much left us alone" trusting the cast and crew of the series to do what they do best and keep the audience laughing.